HUMOR Digest - 5 Nov 1998 to 6 Nov 1998

Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 03:06:41 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: College Daze

Most frequent student pick-up line: "Can my Dad buy ya a drink ?"

Q: What's the favorite position of a girl from Vassar College ?

A: Facing Bloomingdale's or another upscale department store

Did ya all hear about the Adult-Ed student who was kicked out of the Univ of Maryland for cheating -- with the Dean's wife.

The reincarnation of Diogenes set out to find an honest student at the US Naval Academy.

After four days of fruitless searching, he figured he was doing pretty good because he still had his lantern.

Did y'all hear about the coed who wrote home for $45 to buy a pair of warm-up pants ?

The Father sent her $ 90 and said to buy a pair for him to give to her Mother too.

A student sat before his martini trying to spear the olive with a toothpick. He tried and missed a dozen times. The bartender walks over and spears it with a toothpick on the first try.

"Big deal !" said the student. "I already had it so tired it couldn't get away."

Two students out attempting to pick-up a couple of dates weren't having much success. "Maybe we'd better split-up." said the one. "The girls seem to take an instant dislike to me once they find out I'm a law student. Wonder why that is ?"

"Maybe..." his buddy replied, "it just saves time."

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