HUMOR Digest - 8 Nov 1998 to 9 Nov 1998

Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1998 03:16:35 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr's Observations

- As I reflect upon on my past, the thing I regret the most... is its length.

- People who say they never repeat themselves probably got it trite the first time.

- Always be on guard -- even the "milk of human kindness" could contain germs.

- If you get into a tug-of-war with life -- make sure you're not one of the jerks.

- Wonder why it is that people who can make fools out of themselves
   are such excellent craftsmen.

- Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again,
   probably shouldn't anyway.

- People who say they've learned from their mistakes
   should have studied more for the test in the first place.

- In the US, they have a society that freezes bodies.
   I think I've run into some Yuppettes who are charter members.

- The way some people find fault with every damn thing in life,
   you'd think there was a reward.

- Even as I age, I still consider myself a "go-getter"...
   of course now, I have to make two trips.

- The best way I know of to "save face" when losing an argument
   is to keep the lower portion of it shut.

- Trust me, when humans were created, I believe there was a very good reason
   why the body was configured so that ya cannot pat yourself on the back.

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