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HUMOR Digest - 9 Nov 1998 to 10 Nov 1998
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1998 04:00:58 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Senior Set
Ever wonder why older women don't bother with "see through" nitegowns --
they don't know any men who can see thru it.
An older woman doesn't have to worry much about "making-up" her face --
instead, she assembles it.
The ladies can always tell when a man has reached his senior years.
He talks more about pension that he does passion.
Boy: "Grandpa, why don't you get a hearing aid ?"
Man: "Don't need one. I hear more than I understand now."
I have this one neighbor who won't admit how old she is.
But from what I understand, she sat on the jury that tried Cain for killing Abel.
In the US some older men are starting second families when they're well past 60.
Well... maybe it's not a bad idea at that -- I mean they're up 10 times a nite anyway.
An old maid was complaining to the police about an obscene phone call: "... and for an hour and a half, that terrible man was saying the filthiest things he wanted to do to me."
One of the hardest things for people to admit is when they've become a "Senior Citizen".
Well... let me tell ya, when you say "Why bother ?" instead of "Why not ?" -- you're there !
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