HUMOR Digest - 11 Nov 1998 to 12 Nov 1998

Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1998 02:53:01 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Oh Really ???

The young man was trying to impress his Jewish girlfriend during Hanukkah and was totally shocked when she slapped him after he asked if he could light-up her labia minora.

The sex-ed class was dismissed early when order couldn't be restored after the teacher stated that simultaneous orgasms were mostly a stroke of luck.

A French au pair decided to give up her job and return to France. The agency asked her reason for leaving and she told them that she missed her native tongue.

The Sunday School teacher concluded the lesson with, "It's really a wonder King Solomon was as wise as the Bible tells us, with a thousand things on his mind."

Bedlam broke out at the monthly meeting of the Glenelg Garden Club this month. The Master Gardener was asked if she truly believed that tender care could make a plant grow.

In a totally serious tone she replied, "I certainly do. It's been my experience that anything organic can be greatly increased in size by affectionate handling."

After lengthening the runway at BWI Airport, the expected noise complaints came rolling in. One inspector from State Aviation encountered a woman who claimed the planes actually shook her bed. She insisted that he see for himself, and with a resigned shrug, he settled onto the bed.

Shortly later, the husband appeared in the doorway and demanded to know what the hell the inspector thought he was doing.

The inspector spoke without thinking and replied, "Waiting for a plane."

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