HUMOR Digest - 14 Nov 1998 to 15 Nov 1998

Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1998 03:16:07 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Crime in the US

One fellow sent to prison wasn't worried at all about serving his full term. When asked why, he said his wife had never let him finish a sentence the whole time they've been married.

In some US cities crime has odd effects. Take Washington DC for example -- there, cabs are so expensive, it's cheaper to get mugged and wait for the ambulance.

With additional cars & better scheduling, New York has at last managed to improve their subway system, making it less crowded. Now, most people can have a pervert all to themselves.

In San Francisco's Chinatown, a man was stabbed 11 times when he didn't have any money to give a mugger. Not only did the victim recover completely, but his bad back went away.

While there still may not be anything as "the perfect crime", seems to me we're coming close these days when the criminals can sell their rights to the story for a couple of million.

A bank clerk in Columbia Maryland had been held-up four times. When the police asked her for a better description, she said, "Well... I can say this, he was better dressed each time."

One of Clinton's goals was to improve the prison system in the US. Even I have to admit he's pretty much accomplished that. I mean, look at all of his associates who've been sent to prison -- definitely a better class of crook.

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