HUMOR Digest - 16 Nov 1998 to 17 Nov 1998

Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 03:09:03 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: UGA Humor List - A Look Back

Date: Wed, 25 Jan 1995 12:20:53 -0500
From: Les Pourciau at UMem [POURCIAU@MSUVX1.MEMPHIS.EDU]
Subject: Medical Humor

The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning, finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues.

In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room and says, "Sol, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."

Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife: "Doris, you'll never believe it: I'm completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you've never had before, wild, passionate sex... you'll love it!"

Doris thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, Sol. I've heard about active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my head if you croak while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was OK... maybe I would have such sex with you..."

Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's office; his doctor tells him, "Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I'll write the note on my prescription pad:
"Mr. Sol Steinberg, a patient of mine, has the heart
function of a fifteen-year-old lad and can have mad,
passionate, adventurous sex any time he so desires,
signed, Dr. Aaron Katz
Now, I'll just address this... By the way, Sol, what's your wife's first name?"

"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that To Whom It May Concern?"

Date: Tue, 20 Jun 1995 07:28:41 +0600
From: Randall Woodman [randallw@NS.EMASS.COM]
Subject: Lion Pun

Mother Lion and Father Lion had gone off hunting, and had told their two children not to wander away. However, a couple of small gnus wandered by, and the baby lions could not resist the temptation to try out their own hunting skills. They ran out, chased after the gnus, killed them, and started eating them.

Just as the baby lions were reaching the end of their meal, the parents appeared in the distance. One of the baby lions turned to the other, and said: "That is the end of the gnus. Here again are the head lions."

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