HUMOR Digest - 18 Nov 1998 to 19 Nov 1998

Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 02:55:32 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Subverted Logic

Then there was the Yuppette who gave up her flying lessons.

She didn't care for any of the landing patterns.

The evangelist exhorted the crowd to fill the collection plates saying, "Y'all know you can't take it with you anyway. Give it to me. I'll see that it's sent on ahead."

Feminist logic has even infiltrated kindergarten. The teacher asked, "What comes after 'O' ?"

One lil' feminist-to-be answered, "Yeah ?"

Arguing with his wife about whether he was overweight or not, the man told her: "What I lack in muscle, I more than make-up for in flab."

The Yuppette didn't like wearing glasses since they hurt her ears; yet she thought the newest styles chic. Her solution ?

She requested the optician to make her a pair of wire-rimmed contact lenses.

The professor was admonishing the class for their low test results: "A fool can always ask far more questions than a wise man can answer."

A student piped-up, "No wonder so many of us flunked."

One student submitted his physics exam with no answer to a rather difficult question. He wrote: "Even God doesn't know the answer that one."

Returned with a failing grade, the professor added his own comment, "Then I have no choice but to fail both you and God."

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