HUMOR Digest - 23 Nov 1998 to 24 Nov 1998

Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1998 04:24:36 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Happy Anniversary

With the continuing interest in the Internet, all three local TV stations in Baltimore Maryland descended upon my residence when it was learned I had posted jokes daily for two years on November 24, breaking all previous records world-wide.

The interviews were short-lived though. When the first reporter asked me how I found the time to devote to jokes and web pages with a wife, two children & five grandchildren, as well as take care of all the bushes and gardens on the property.

I responded: "Grandchildren ???  Bushes ???  Gardens ???" and that pretty much ended the interviews.

I file all mail received concerning my jokes under either pro or con,
but this one stumped me as to which file to put it in:

"Your jokes never cease to amaze me."

Another reader commented on my personal touch to my jokes:

"You do a great job of telling jokes as if all these things actually happen to you...
They don't, do they ???"

I received one letter which caused me to worry about some
of the people we have receiving the Humor List:

"Just to say thanks for all your great contributions to Humor. They seem original, really evil, and with a personal vicious touch. Keep em coming !"

Naturally my sexist humor draws a good bit of ire from the chicks:

"Now listen-up slick !!! When a woman writes and demands to know 'What the hell is up with you ?' that's NOT a request from a young maiden for more information on yourself. Scheesch !!!"

Some fans offer advice:

"You, my dear sir, have one of the most devious minds I've ever encountered. Hopefully, you'll continue to channel your energies into Humor and not begin a life of crime, or worse -- enter politics. I shudder at either thought."

And of course, the college crowd keeps in touch from time to time:

"I am researching jokes on the heterogeneous nature of asymmetrical colloid solutions and their effect on electrolytic dissociation. Can you help? Thanks in advance."

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