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HUMOR Digest - 24 Nov 1998 to 25 Nov 1998
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 02:52:20 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Religion
Can't you imagine if Priests are ever allowed to marry ?
Their kids would have to call them "Father Daddy."
One Yuppie couple from Columbia Maryland even got a divorce over religion.
She worshipped money, and he didn't have much.
I understand that a lot of Columbia Maryland Yuppies are now embracing all religions.
Seems they don't want to blow Heaven on a technicality.
The sexton met the Rabbi at the door of the temple and exclaimed, "Rabbi, someone broke into the synagogue office last night and stole eighteen-thousand dollars in pledges."
For those outside the US, I'm afraid the White House isn't the only place ridden with sex scandals. Just about all US religions have suffered similar scandalous behavior from some of their clergy.
Years ago, a Minister's only "black book" was the Bible.
The richest man in the small town lay dying in the hospital. All of the local religious orders wanted to be remembered in his will. The Catholic Priest had already been denied access to his room by the old man, as had the Baptist Minister.
The Lutheran Pastor, a female, dresses up like a Nurse and goes to the hospital. She returned shortly though and the Church Secretary asked what had happened.
"Oh..." replied Pastor Susan, "I'm afraid Doctor Ruthenburg from the Synagogue had me thrown out of the room."
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