HUMOR Digest - 30 Nov 1998 to 1 Dec 1998

Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1998 04:41:50 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: What Next ?

Have any of you seen the new microwave TV sets ?
You can watch a one hour show in 11 minutes.

Like a lot of people, I use an electric toothbrush. I never would have bought the damn thing though had I known beforehand ya gotta take it to an electrician twice a year for check-ups.

I understand that the chipmaker Intel has become so successful in miniaturizing their products, they're looking for a smaller place to relocate to.

There's been so much talk about husbands buying their wives inappropriate presents for Christmas, the merchants here are trying something new this year -- exchange certificates.

In the Baltimore Maryland metro area, the homeless often stand in the median of the roadways at intersections with signs that say, "Will work for food".

Today I saw a man, not too badly dressed, holding a laptop and a sign: "Will work for access".

I see there's yet another proposal for the Federal Government in the US to regulate all drugs.

Hey ! I'm in favor of it. I mean think about it, if the government took over the drug business, that'd be the end of illegal drugs once and for all.

The seance was in progress and the medium had made contact with the businessman in the other world. The air crackled and just as the widow was about to speak to her departed husband, the room was filled with soft music. "Is that really music from heaven ?" she asked the medium.

"No Madame." replied the spiritualist. "I believe your husband has placed us on 'hold'."

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