HUMOR Digest - 1 Dec 1998 to 2 Dec 1998

Date: Tue, 1 Dec 1998 04:41:53 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Romance Knows No Age

Two Yuppettes were lunching and one said to the other, "I never imagined that you would marry the man you did."

"Neither did I." replied her friend. "I disliked his ways but I just adored his means."

Using the wisdom of my fifty-six years, I'd like to pass along a tip to all of the young single men: Listen you guys, don't bother searching for the ideal woman. If you do get married, you'll end up with a wife, just like the rest of us.

A worried Father asked his daughter if her latest beau was serious about their relationship. "I'll say he is Daddie." responded the girl. "Just last nite he asked me how much you make, what kind of meals Mom serves and if you two are easy to get along with."

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."

The next door neighbor's girl, Emily, was racing around my son's house with my Grandson in hot pursuit. I said, "Jimmy, Why are you chasing Emily ?"

"She pinched me." he shouted breathlessly.

"Emily, why did you pinch Jimmy ?" I asked.

"So he would chase me." she giggled.

Intercepted e-mail:

Dear Jody,
I'm getting so absent minded. At the party last nite, I invited someone to weekend with me & I forgot whether you said yes or no.

Dear Tom:
So very glad to hear from you. I knew I had told someone "Ain't no way" last nite, but I had forgotten who it was.

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