HUMOR Digest - 2 Dec 1998 to 3 Dec 1998

Date: Wed, 2 Dec 1998 04:05:10 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Male - Female

Entry under comments on a third grade boy's report card:
"Possible maladjustment -- likes girls."

Have y'all ever noticed that men who are successful with the ladies invariably do as the roster does -- crow about it.

A Vassar coed was asked how her relationship with her latest beau was going.

She replied, "I'd really like to establish a long term association with Jim. But at present, it looks virtuously impossible."

Knowing I was a figure skating fan, a friend of mine asked my reaction to the nude photos of Katarina Witt in "PlayBoy".

I said, "Actually George, I never gave it a second thought. I was much too busy with the first one."

A divorced friend of mine was still able to retain some of his wealth and was about to enter the dating scene again. He asked my advice on admitting his age (68) to the young ladies he planned on chasing.

"Frankly Frank," I told him, "I think you'd have far more success with the 30-year-olds if you told them you were 80."

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, a Father asked the boy how much his last date had cost. The son calculated a minute then replied, "Oh... about $15 or so I think."

"Well..." said the Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening."

"To be honest Dad," the son went on, "we'd have done more, but that was all the money she had."

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