HUMOR Digest - 7 Dec 1998 to 8 Dec 1998

Date: Mon, 7 Dec 1998 04:21:07 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Relationships

In the old days girls would say "Stop it or I'll scream."
These days, it's "Make it snappy or I'll scram."

Marsha has decided to limit herself to only two types of men:
foreign or domestic.

Some girls really don't care if you're a cad or not --
as long as you have one.

I know one Yuppette who sez she only wants gifts that have sentimental value --
jewelry, stocks, BMW's...

If you ever want a woman to display her "true colors",
catch her in the morning, before she has a chance to apply make-up.

Some of the Yuppettes around the dating scene these days may only pick-up a few tokens of affection here and there, while others strike it big -- but it's steady work.

The young man was contrite as he confessed to his steady girl that he was seeing a therapist.

"That's nothing." she replied. "I'm seeing a therapist, two engineers, a plumber and a doctor."

As they separated for colleges in different states, the girl noticed her beau's attention waning.

He came to visit her one weekend though after she sent him a copy of her college newspaper with three articles clipped out of it.

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