HUMOR Digest - 11 Dec 1998 to 12 Dec 1998

Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1998 03:24:20 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Babies

The first lesson a new baby learns at their Mother's knee these days is to be careful of the pantyhose.

A 90's Father was really disappointed when his wife gave birth to a daughter instead of a son. He was hoping for someone to help him with the cooking and housework.

The new Mother was having problems changing the baby's diaper. The Father, looking on, says, "No problem. Where's the manual that came with the kid ?"

When our daughter Sandy was a baby, she cried quite often at nite. One nite though, everything was blissfully quiet.

About 2 a.m. Mrs JimJr nudged me and said, "Hon, will you go check and see why Sandy isn't crying ?"

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move.

"It's no use." lil' Robbie said, "She's crawling good now and she'd probably just follow us."

A new Father was complaining to his co-workers about the costs of the 3-month-old infant. There was general agreement, but one older gent said, "Sure. But overall, it's a bargain."

"A bargain ???" said the new Father dumfounded. "How in the world do you figure that ?"

"Easy." said the older man. "Look how long kids last."

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