HUMOR Digest - 17 Dec 1998 to 18 Dec 1998

Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 04:05:41 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Dating

She was the kind of a girl he would have loved to bring home to his Mother, but he couldn't trust his Father.

A man spends just about all his life striving to "keep the wolf away from the door". Then his daughter becomes a teenager and starts bringing them right into the house.

After his first date with a new girl, a young fellow at work asked me if young girls wore girdles. I told him I doubted it.

He said, "Then how do you explain the fact that Margaret was three inches taller after dinner ?"

The teenaged girl discovered she was pregnant. She moaned to a friend, "I knew we should have just gone to the movies."

The friend asked, "Well... why didn't you Jody ?"

"We couldn't." she replied. "The only good ones playing were all x-rated, and wouldn't allow us in."

A recently divorced man entered the dating scene again after many years of marriage. He invited a woman about his same age to a local singles dance.

During their third trip around the floor, she smiled and said, "Waltz a little faster Henry, this is a Fox Trot."

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment.

George said, "Jimmy, I'm shocked. I never knew you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl's problem ?"

Taking a sip, I paused and reflected. "She couldn't say 'yes'."

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