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HUMOR Digest - 19 Dec 1998 to 20 Dec 1998
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1998 04:36:12 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women Bashing
She goes to all parties incognito --
No leash
They even made a movie about her sex life --
"The Night of the Living Dead"
She's not pushing forty --
She's dragging it !
I'm not saying she's fat --
But I could have sworn I heard her calves "moo"
She's been "Born again" --
Trouble is, she came back as herself
Everybody who knows her sez she's a "10" --
She charges strangers twenty however
I'm not saying she's narrow minded...
Then again, she only wears one earring
Although the doctor said she didn't have ulcers --
Her husband insists she's a carrier
I'm not saying she's a pushy broad...
But I hear she took private lessons from Hillary
She inherited her beauty --
Her Father left her the family's drugstore
She sez her face is her fortune --
I agree, but she oughta keep it in a vault
I wouldn't exactly say she was fat --
She's just a little broad shouldered around the hips
Personally, I think she overdid the diet bit --
She could be a poster girl for a famine
She always sez "Talk is Cheap" --
She oughta know; I think she gets it wholesale
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