HUMOR Digest - 21 Dec 1998 to 22 Dec 1998

Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1998 04:14:24 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Parents - Kids

Housewife: "How did you know I was home ? My son told you I was out"

Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."

Father: "$10 ??? When I was a boy, I asked for quarters."

Son: "OK Dad, have it your way -- may I have 40 quarters ?"

Yuppie Father: "Eat your dinner !"

Child: "Motivate me !"

Any Father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up.

Baby sitter (greeting the returning parents): "Don't apologize for being late. If I had your two, I wouldn't be in any hurry to get back home either."

Mother: "How come I haven't seen that boy you met on vacation ?"

Daughter: "Which one Ma ?"

Mother: "You know. The one you couldn't live without."

1st Father: "I guess I'm just wasting my breath when I give advice to my son."

2nd Father: "Not at all ! Years from now, he'll be giving the same advice to his son."

Mother: "What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant ?"

Daughter: "Shall I leave out the profanity ?"

Mother: "Yes, of course !"

Daughter: "Nothing."

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