From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the Humor List subscribers once a month.
May I wish all of you who observe the Gregorian Calendar a very Happy New Year. And at the risk of being a wet blanket, remind those who don't know, 1999 is NOT the end of this century, in spite of what you may have read or heard. The year 2000 will be the end of this century, and 2001 will begin the next -- due to the fact that there was no year "zero".
If you received a "Millennium Countdown Clock" as a gift during the Holidays, I hope you'll be able to exchange it for something useful.
Remember, if you missed or deleted
JimJr
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A Humor List rule has always been no discussion on the mailings. This is as it should be. People who subscribe to a joke list expect jokes, not banter. But as an alternate, a Message Board is now available to ALL members (and guests) who wish to comment on previously posted jokes or those who enjoy a forum format: www.InsideTheWeb.com/mbs.cgi/mb212137
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If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor:
As you prepare to celebrate the New Year, remember -- your vehicle has depreciated by at least 20%, taxes will be due shortly and the majority of the world's population will be facing the bleakest two months of severe winter weather. Happy New Year !
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10
9
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24
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