HUMOR Digest - 29 Dec 1998 to 30 Dec 1998

Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1998 04:48:06 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: These Days...

These days when someone borrows money from ya and then sez he's "eternally indebted to ya" -- he means it literally !

One doctor in the US has been involved in so many "test tube" babies, on Father's day he get cards from Dow-Corning Glassware.

Speaking of test tube babies (I was) did you ever think there'd be a time when conception became a spectator sport ?

Did ya ever wonder if there are arguments among the astronauts as to who gets the window seat ?

Belief in reincarnation is making a come-back these days. One guy just completed a will leaving everything to himself.

So many people are sending out jokes these days claiming they always wanted to be a comic in the worst way. From what I've seen, a LOT of them have made it.

Car manufactures spent many years designing vehicles with smooth sleek lines. Then people put bike and ski racks on the roof and add hundreds of pounds of drag.

In the past, it was enough to display a painting from a well-known artist and let the viewer seek out the signature.

These days, the Yuppies mount the canceled check for the art in the frame too.

  Return to JimJr's Postings Page

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page