HUMOR Digest - 7 Jan 1999 to 8 Jan 1999

Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1999 04:20:55 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: This Crazy World

"Downsizing" may be on the wane. One local company conducting interviews told an applicant he was "Just the type of man they were looking for" -- they'd decided to lay-off some of the PC's.

The old supply-and-demand law is still at work. Hallmark has just come out with "Tax Sympathy Cards" for Yuppies to send to their friends who lack adequate tax shelters.

A medical student was applying for financial aid. When asked why he needed assistance, he replied, "My wife and I are now separated, and I'm my sole means of support."

The teacher wrote "Like I ain't had no fun in months" on the board and then she said, "Timmy, how should I correct that ?"

Timmy replied, "Maybe get a new boyfriend ?"

For the first time, women were used as combat pilots the US's latest fiasco with Saddam.

They've even formed a club. They call it "The Ladies' Soaring Circle"

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars of "disposable income" to a person's salary during their lifetimes.

This extra money is then spent to send the kids to college.

TV ratings always improve during the football "Playoffs". But things may have gotten out of hand.

Jimmy Johnson, the coach for the Miami Dolphins called a team meeting in advance of the game and said: "Tim, Jason will do the shaving spots today; Shane, you'll handle the cars; Barron is doing the fast foods; and Danny will do all the pick-up truck commercials."

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