HUMOR Digest - 11 Jan 1999 to 12 Jan 1999

Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 04:37:56 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The WorkPlace

The Social Security worker was forced to give up coffee. He found it made him toss and turn all day at his desk.

Isn't it odd that the person with the strongest beliefs in hard work & dedication by employees is usually the boss ?

A harassed programmer was asked by a friend who he was working for these days. The fellow replied, "Same old outfit -- wife and three kids."

There's no truth at all to the feeling that today's college kids object to an honest day's work; unfortunately though, they want a week's pay for doing it.

Actually I wonder sometime about the success of stockbrokers. I mean think about it -- people driving the most expensive cars available go all the way downtown to get advice from a guy who got there riding a bus.

The Baltimore Institute of Art just advertized for a Building Maintenance Supervisor. I wouldn't be surprised if they got a lot of applicants.

The classified read: "Good salary and benefits, plus all you can see."

At a health food store a man asked for an all-around herbal combination. The owner recommended one he said he'd sold for over sixty years.

Dubious, the fellow takes the bottle to the cashier, a really stunning young blonde. As he was paying, he asked, "Has your boss really been selling this stuff for sixty years ? He looks to be a lot younger than I am."

"Can't really say Sir." replied the blonde. "I've only been with him about forty years now."

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