HUMOR Digest - 16 Jan 1999 to 17 Jan 1999

Date: Sat, 16 Jan 1999 02:49:18 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Politics and Politicans

Remember the good old days when we could all say "Bill and Hillary who ???"

There is a basis in fact for the expression "Politics makes strange bedfellows" --
they all like the same kinda bunk.

One of the biggest mistakes Clinton has made in his role as President is that he's forgotten that he was appointed to office -- not anointed.

The Maryland Legislature is in session. One of the laws they want to revoke this year is the one closing bars on election days. Last time over fifty of them got locked in.

Clinton has really refined the art of politics. If it's good for the country, he claims all credit; otherwise, he concedes nothing, denies everything and alleges vast conspiracies.

The Democratic Party has raised the campaign contributions to a new level in recent years. The donors make very generous contributions and say "thanks"; then Clinton and/or Gore reply "Don't mention it !"

I have to confess that Clinton's trial is the first time I've ever watched the US Senate, if you'll pardon the expression -- "in action". I had always heard they were one of the best deliberating bodies in the world.

I rather think the word should be "debilitating" instead.

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