HUMOR Digest - 27 Jan 1999 to 28 Jan 1999

Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1999 07:28:46 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Marriage-go-Round

A woman sees a beautiful tennis bracelet in a jewelry store window. She goes in and asks the clerk if a small deposit will hold it until her husband does something unforgivable.

Shopping, the wife was looking at some perfume that cost two hundred dollars an ounce.

Her husband, known for his drinking habits, said, "Do you realize that's over sixty-seven hundred dollars a liter ?"

Already the Mother of two rambunctious boys, the husband was thrilled when the doctor announced they were going to have twins this time. He told his wife that she should start thinking of names.

"Well, let's see." she said. "We already have Adolph and Rudolph. How about Getoff and Stayoff ?"

A man was standing first in line for tickets from those who had canceled their reservations to a sold-out play.

The manager said he had two together, and pointed to the two women behind the man. "You wouldn't want to come between Mother and daughter, would you ?"

The man turned around, and replied, "No. I did that once, and regretted it right up until the divorce."

The young wife from Thunder Bay had been taking voice and singing lessons for three years. One evening she announced to her husband that she wanted to do some public singing now that she was trained, like the Music Festival in Guelph.

"Odd." he replied. "I would think with a voice like yours, you'd be better suited for moose calling at the National Exhibition in Ottawa."

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