HUMOR Digest - 28 Jan 1999 to 29 Jan 1999

Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1999 05:06:24 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Today's Relationships

Then there was the frigid lil' Yuppette, who was so used to saying "NO !" she damn near screwed up her wedding ceremony.

A young fella complains to his girl, "I'm not opposed at all to your Mother moving in with us, but couldn't she have at least waited until we were married ?"

"What happened between you and Sam Jody ? I thought you said he always walked around with plenty of big bills in his pocket. Why did you break-up with him."

"Well Delores, last nite I found out all of the big bills were either unpaid or overdue ones."

The two young teens were making out in the family room. The girl's Mother calls from the top of the stairs, "Honey is that boy there yet ?"

She replies breathlessly, "No Ma. Not yet. But he's getting there."

A lil' Yuppette, used to the finer things, was escorted by a man very careful with his money. She spent the entire evening being treated to the most inexpensive everythings.

At the door she said, "I'd invite you in, but I'm sure you're anxious to get back home and resume counting your money."

Older men often have to limit their choices as to whom they might consider establishing a serious relationship with. I would however like to offer a few pointers.

Make sure you look for a woman who's already had her gall bladder and appendix removed. You'll also save a lot of money if she's already had any necessary dental work. A plus in attitude are those who've already completed their "change of life".

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