From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Weekly Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the Humor List subscribers once a month.
A good member service provided by our last Traffic Reporter (Jim Goldman) on the Web page he maintained for our List was a listing of the member's Home Pages. I would like to reinstitute this service now. If you maintain a personal Web Page & would like to be included in this list, please e-mail me. Until the number of listings requires additional headings, there will be two categories, "humor" and "other".
Remember, if you missed or [shudder] deleted a Digest, they're available (normally the same day the Digests are sent out) at:
www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293 (zip files)
The complete 1996 Digests for Jan-Feb as well as those for March 1-15 are there now. All of the 1997 and 1998 Digests have been there for some time.
JimJr
| DATE | DAY | 1996 |
1997 |
1998 |
Last Month |
Last Week |
This Week |
| 24 | Sunday | 10 | 12 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 11 |
| 25 | Monday | 18 | 21 | 13 | 11 | 14 | 11 |
| 26 | Tuesday | 17 | 19 | 12 | 9 | 13 | 10 |
| 27 | Wednesday | 22 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 13 | 13 |
| 28 | Thursday | 15 | 27 | 15 | 7 | 14 | 15 |
| 29 | Friday | 13 | 21 | 11 | 4 | 12 | 10 |
| 30 | Saturday | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 11 |
| (AVERAGE) | 15 | 18 | 11 | 7 | 12 | 12 | |
| Subscriptions | 9,296 | 9,365 | 8,500 | 7,659 | 7,601 | 7,644 | |
| Countries | 58 | 69 | 104 | 114 | 116 | 116 | |
| Contributors | 714 | 838 | 740 | 584 | 589 | 588 |
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive the UGA HUMOR LIST by other than direct mailings. The numbers include both concealed and non-concealed subscribers.
The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Estonia, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nigeria, Northern Ireland, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tanzania, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Vietnam, Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe
A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
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A complete set of the UGA Humor Digests for 1997-1998, with the original Subject indexes for easy searching:
[original text compressed to zip format]
A Humor List rule has always been no discussion on the mailings. This is as it should be. People who subscribe to a joke list expect jokes, not banter. But as an alternate, a Message Board is now available to ALL members (and guests) who wish to comment on previously posted jokes or those who enjoy a forum format: www.InsideTheWeb.com/mbs.cgi/mb212137
It is NOT intended as a site to leave messages or questions for the ListOwners, nor is it an alternate site to post jokes, but a place for messages intended for the entire membership's viewing.
If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor:
For many years in the US preceding the 11 o'clock news on TV, the announcer would say: "It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are ?"
This custom spread quickly to some other countries --
E-mail me if your country is not listed here.
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Australia: "It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your Fosters is ?"
Italy: "It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your husband is ?"
France: "It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your wife is ?"
Ontario Canada: "It's 11 o'clock. Do you know what time it is ?"
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