HUMOR Digest - 1 Feb 1999 to 2 Feb 1999

Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 03:39:27 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: (Not so Sweet) Mysteries of Life

Throughout the Bible's Old Testament, not much good is said about adultery. Turn to the New Testament however and there we are admonished to "Love our Neighbor" -- I mean, go figure.

The Bible study class was told that Solomon fed his thousand wives ambrosia & nectar.

Never mind that !!! I wantta know what the hell HE ate and drank.

The computer age finally entered the weekly football pools at the State Highway Administration.

Problem is now though, the computer wins every damn week.

I've heard several Senators say they were going to "vote their conscience" on the matter of removing Clinton from office.

OK, but what are those Senators without consciences supposed to do.

I love to hold a conversation. Problem is, many people don't know how to let go of it.

I've often wondered if people who love to shoot off their mouths use gunpowder as toothpaste.

We've all heard "Laughter is the best medicine".

Lately though I'm not all that sure -- if that were really true, wouldn't the medical profession have found a way by now to charge us for it?

Following my bypass, I was confined to only the upper level of our house, not allowed to use stairs or ride in a car for three weeks.

Well... except to go see the doctors, of course.

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