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HUMOR Digest - 3 Feb 1999 to 4 Feb 1999
Date: Wed, 3 Feb 1999 04:47:19 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Around the World
I really have some serious doubts about the soccer players I've seen in Brazil. Each team seems to have dozens of beautiful cheerleaders; yet when they score a goal, they hug each other.
According to the latest surveys, English is now the most popular language on the Internet. Now if someone would just inform those damn hardheads in Quebec, Ontario and France.
During a recent meeting with UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, Saddam Hussein said, "I almost got killed twice last week."
The Secretary-General murmured under his breath, "Once would have been plenty."
A man is struck in the head by a rock during a demonstration in Israel. A woman rushes over, kneels down & places his head in her lap. "Are you comfortable ?" she asks.
"Oh, I do OK." he replied. "Some part time work here & there and I have a pretty good stock portfolio."
I've heard that Australian football is a lot ruffer than the American version, but never believed it until I witnessed a game first hand.
In the first half, I saw 3 broken arms, half a dozen sprains, and at least 4 broken noses -- & that was just the cheerleaders.
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