HUMOR Digest - 7 Feb 1999 to 8 Feb 1999

Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 04:45:44 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Columbia Maryland

Tell ya what, I'll give the Yuppies this much...
they're all living proof that stuffed shirts come in all sizes.

I will admit that the Yuppies in Columbia seemed to have hit upon a workable diet --
they hire someone to swallow for them.

Upscale ??? I'll give you upscale !

There's a new Mall to open this Spring in Columbia Maryland. As I understand it, shopping is to be by invitation only.

Two Columbia kids were playing "house".

The lil' girl said, "I want to have a big family -- at least three Fathers and two Mothers."

Speaking of Columbia divorces (I was) one Yuppette had a real quickie marriage.

She filed for divorce at their reception. She sued for the cake and all the presents.

Overheard at a Columbia cocktail party:
Yuppette: "He's so rich, he flies his own Cessna."
Yuppie: "Big deal ! I happen to fly my own plane too."
Yuppette: "In your living room ?"

Pity the poor bumpkin from Kitchener who was in Columbia to study the Village Festivals. As the bellhop was taking him to his room, he was so impressed with the bank of phones, computers, large screen TV & the spaciousness, he said. "I'll take it."

The bellhop looked over at him disdainfully and then said, "Sir... we're still in the elevator."

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