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HUMOR Digest - 10 Feb 1999 to 11 Feb 1999
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 03:21:07 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: JimJr's Wandering Mind
I wonder if the kennels in Texas advertise dachshund puppies for sale as "Git a-long lil' doggie".
If women buy something on the basis of it makes them "look younger", do they age whenever they take it off ?
When exactly did the network evening news become the pause that depresses ?
Do any of y'all like me wonder if today's movies escaped rather than being released ?
Why is it that all the wives of the world have to be such experts on what their husbands don't say ?
What exactly do skinny people do to celebrate "Fat Tuesday", the traditional end of the carnival season ?
Why is it so many "self-made men" quit before the job was really finished ?
Do you think the real reason women live longer than men is that paint is such a good preservative ?
Why is it when you point out the fact to two people that they resemble each
other,
they both resent it ?
If the good die young, why are all these people who reach 100 so happy to brag about their age ?
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