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HUMOR Digest - 11 Feb 1999 to 12 Feb 1999
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 08:17:33 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: News You May Have Missed
President Clinton will seek a $607 million increase in Head Start spending...
Now will somebody explain to him what the program REALLY is?
Volkswagen is recalling its 1999 Jetta and Golf four-door models because a type of sound-absorbing material used in the doors might have been improperly installed and could catch fire...
But it will be a quiet, comfortable fire
Sony Music announced that Pope John Paul will make his pop debut on a compact disc. "Abba Pater" will be the first music CD to feature the papal voice...
Hey, he's an older guy who tours the world, sings, and doesn't believe in contraception -- he and Mick Jagger have a lot in common
Profits at America Online more than tripled in the latest quarter. AOL said that it earned $121 million, or 22 cents per share, compared with $33 million, or 6 cents per share, for the same quarter in 1997...
That's because nobody can log on to end their membership
Polls now show that Hillary Rodham Clinton leads New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani in a theoretical Senate match-up by almost ten percentage points...
New Yorkers identify with Hillary more than Rudy: He doesn't like strippers or sex shows going on near his house -- she lives with strippers and sex shows IN her house
Dutch lawmakers have passed a bill to overturn a 1912 ban on brothels, saying officials could better control crime if sex clubs were legitimate businesses. The legislation sailed through the lower house of parliament with the support of an overwhelming majority of lawmakers. It still needs to be passed by the upper house before it can become law...
They must be trying to woo the IOC for the next Olympics. Now all they have to do is legalize robbery and murder and they'll have a crimeless society
Source: Comedy On Tap Newsletter
http://www.comedyontap.com/newsletter/
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