HUMOR Digest - 12 Feb 1999 to 13 Feb 1999

Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 04:30:27 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Humorist Signs - 1 of 4

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Ruled by Mars; Symbol - The Ram
Notables: Thomas Jefferson, Nikita Khrushchev, General George S. Patton

Aries is the first sign among the twelve in the Zodiac. People under Aries have strong desire to win. They charge ahead just like their symbol, the ram; and like their ruling planet, they are very confrontational.

Contributions by Aries are marked by their haste, full of typos and misspelled words.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Ruled by Venus; Symbol - The Bull
Notables: Adolph Hitler, Ho Chi Minh, Karl Marx

People under Taurus have a one way thinking style -- stubborn. As if that weren't bad enough, their constellation includes the Crab Nebula, a cloud of gas. They're quite materialistic, love to brag and refuse to admit any error.

Material submitted to humor lists by Taurus people are not to be believed under any circumstances.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Ruled by Mercury; Symbol - The Twins
Notables: Bennett Cerf, Sir Arthur Conon Doyle, Ian Fleming, Bob Hope,
                John F. Kennedy, John Wayne, Brigham Young

A person who was born under Gemini is a genius in social ability. Their minds are always in rapid speed mode. So named for Castor & Pollux (heros in Greek mythology) they're the sons of Leda & Zeus. A Gemini will excel at any task, under any conditions.

Any Gemini is the shining star of contributors. These multi-talented people are the undisputed masters of communication.

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