HUMOR Digest - 15 Feb 1999 to 16 Feb 1999

Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 03:50:42 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Humorist Signs - 3 of 4

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Ruled by Venus; Symbol - The Scales
Notables: Emily Post, Eleanor Roosevelt, Barbara Walters

The only sign of the Zodiac that doesn't represent a living thing. Libra's is a balance scale. Hence their behavior. They view everything in terms of pros or cons. They are great believers in lists and love large menus.

Libras submit jokes where the set-up is equal to the punch line; most Libras therefore can't stand puns or one-liners.

Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Ruled by Pluto; Symbol - The Scorpion
Notables: Prince Charles, Count Dracula, Doctor Jekyll, King Kong

Their constellation contains the star Antmes, which shines with a fiery-red light (the source of their poison). They never give up in doing anything. A Scorpio is very patient and will lie in wait for their prey a very long time.

A Scorpio person will send-in lots of jokes where something dies. They love dark or evil humor, the bloodier, the better.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Ruled by Jupiter; Symbol - The Archer
Notables: Billy the Kid, Sammy Davis Jr, Jane Fonda, Harpo Marx

People under Sagittarius, the Archers, love what is honest and frank. They are very open, and will express anything in their minds freely and explicitly. In idle conversation, never ask a Sagittarius what they think about anything -- they'll tell you !

Sagittarius people contribute the most explicit sexual jokes on a humor list. They know & use all of the four letter words.

  Return to JimJr's Postings Page

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page