HUMOR Digest - 17 Feb 1999 to 18 Feb 1999

Date: Wed, 17 Feb 1999 03:04:08 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Humorist Signs - 4 of 4

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Ruled by Saturn; Symbol - The Goat
Notables: Richard M. Nixon, J. Edgar Hoover, Mao Tse-tung

Capricorn people like to lead, like to be respected, & just love to enjoy any social status they can attain. One disadvantage of these goats is their stubbornness, and step-by-step only methods. Their diets are varied, but they'll eat just about anything.

The Capricorn contributor is the bureaucrat par excellence of any humor list. They're more concerned with the rules than the humor.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Ruled by Uranus; Symbol - The Water Bearer
Notables: W.C. Fields, Zsa Zsa Gabor, James Joyce, Oprah Winfrey

Aquarius' ability to count and plan is low. Humor & creativity are the main points which make them stand out. The Egyptians believed that Aquarius caused the Nile to flood. Aquarius people are often chatterboxes and their phone lines are always busy.

Left to their own devices, an Aquarius person will submit 10-20 (or more) jokes daily; they have no concept of post line limits.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)
Ruled by Neptune; Symbol - The Fish
Notables: John Foster Dulles, John Steinbeck, Thomas Wolfe

This is the 12th and last sign in the Zodiac. They and generally very unrealistic and their self-image is blurred. Constellation was named by the Romans who thought it resembled two fish which were connected by a ribbon -- a fisherman's catch.

Thus, most posts by Pisces people stink, even though they thought everyone would shower them with congratulatory e-mails.

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