HUMOR Digest - 23 Feb 1999 to 24 Feb 1999

Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 04:57:08 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Adulterated Adages (2 of 2)

Adulterated Adage - A wise saying you rewrite to suit your purpose, to create a new one.

* Et tu Brute ?
   actually no... I prefer Calvin Klein's "Obsession"

* Men would be Angels, Angels would be God...
   which doesn't really leave much room for God's advancement

* Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...
   you may however hurl insults and innuendo anytime

* Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die...
   of course, if you don't, there'll be hell to pay

* The play's the thing...
   well, unless there's a good movie on

* Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well...
   whatever is not worth doing is assigned to a subordinate

* The night has a thousand eyes...
   so be sure to pull all the shades, shut the blinds...

* Time and tide wait for no man --
   of course, all women believe time will wait for them

* To be, or not to be, that is the question...
   the question these days is: Whether to do before you are done

* Neither a borrower nor a lender be...
   theft increases your assets while avoiding all taxes

* Who shall decide when doctors disagree...
   why your health care plan, of course !

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