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HUMOR Digest - 27 Feb 1999 to 28 Feb 1999
Date: Sat, 27 Feb 1999 03:20:03 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Consider if you will...
Just remember boys and girls, take it from ol' JimJr --
be moderate in all things -- especially moderation.
Have any of you ever wondered why "Social Scientists" don't study "Social Diseases" ?
It's often said that an "elephant never forgets".
OK. But what the hell to do they to remember anyway.
Did ya ever wonder if those people employed in safety and accident prevention put safety mats in their bird baths.
Astronomers have new finds named after them. How come they don't name new loopholes for the accountants who found them.
If any of you think things improve with age, keep attending your high school/college reunions and get back to me.
It's often said that a "woman's work is never done".
OK. But then again, a woman's word is never done either.
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
OK. But who in the hell wants a whole bunch of flies anyway.
Motivational experts urge employees to "work smarter" and to "put everything they have" into their work.
Oh Yeah ?
Well... when cooks do that, the result is hash.
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