HUMOR Digest - 1 Mar 1999 to 2 Mar 1999

Date: Mon, 1 Mar 1999 03:22:13 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: General Craziness

Has anyone noticed how young the new female tennis stars are.
I got an autograph the other day, and she signed it in crayon.

It's tax time in the US again. I know a Christian Scientist who took a deduction on his taxes for a speed-reading course as a medical expense.

I think I drank too much coffee yesterday while I was working on our Humor List Archives.

At bedtime, I turned the light switch off and got into bed before the room got dark.

Hillary appeared on Time Magazine's cover the other week.

She didn't have to sit for a photo session though. They used the photo they had ready should she have been selected as Time's "Man of the Year".

Speaking of Hillary (I was) she's really been upset by people wondering if she were a Lesbian.

Discussing the matter with her daughter, Chelsea said, "Oh Mother, don't be ridiculous; just ignore them. Now go shave and get ready for dinner."

Awakened by strange noises, the Yuppette went downstairs and saw a man in her house. "Don't scream lady. I just want your money."

"Just like all the other men in Columbia." she snorted.

Times change. Recently there was a demonstration by a large number of students at several Howard County high schools in Columbia.

The students were protesting the fact the teachers got paid, when it was they who did all the work.

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