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HUMOR Digest - 15 Mar 1999 to 16 Mar 1999
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 1999 03:32:31 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 09:28:02
-0500
From: "Sarah W. Soderlund"
[sarahsod@CROSSLINK.NET]
Subject: Vermont humor
A stalwart Vermont farmer bought some land that was still just as it had been before the Pilgrims landed. He dug up hundreds of stones and built a fence; cut down trees to create a clearing; built a house and a small barn; cleared land for pasture; dug a well and over several years just generally worked his fingers to the bone in creating a small, neat, productive farm.
Eventually his pastor came out for a visit and marveled rather fulsomely and at great length, at all that "you and God have done together."
"Eh," the farmer said dubiously. "Ya shoulda seen the place when God ran it on his own."
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Date: Sun, 9 Mar 1997 17:16:38
-0500
From: Lord Julus
[ionifl@PCNET.PCNET.RO]
Subject: No more racism (possibly
offensive to anti-racist people)
One day, in a South-African school, the teacher came very upset into the classroom and started to shout: "I don't understand anything! What's all about this black and white thing? We gotta stop racism in any way!! What's this with blacks and whites!
I'm gonna make a rule in this classroom! From now on, we are no longer black or white! We are all blue! Ok?! I'm glad you understand! All this racism must stop! Ok, I'm glad we had this conversation!
Now, if you will please take your seats! Yes, go on! No, not like that: it's dark blue on the left side and light blue on the right side ! Clear??"
Indexed UGA Humor Digests 1996-1999:
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