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HUMOR Digest - 19 Mar 1999 to 20 Mar 1999
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 1999 10:13:13 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Sun, 20 Aug 1995 16:44:30
EDT
From: Mr Lyle J Kinnaman
[FVKM43A@PRODIGY.COM]
Subject: Hard to please {adult themes}
A gentleman walks into a bar and explains to the bartender, "I would like a martini, but I am very particular as to how it is made. It must be extremely dry."
"We are world famous for making a dry martini."
"But, how do I know for sure you make a really dry martini?" asked the customer.
The bartender replied, "Sir, do you see the men's room down the hall? Well, the only fixtures in there are a whisk broom and a dustpan."
--Lyle's Joke Boutique
Date: Wed, 23 Aug 1995 21:15:38
-0700
From: MachuPicchu
[star1357@IX.NETCOM.COM]
Subject: The Problem with Florida
A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them...
And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't scare them.
--from parables, etc.
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