HUMOR Digest - 20 Mar 1999 to 21 Mar 1999

Date: Sat, 20 Mar 1999 03:38:48 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives

There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings. The URL's are listed daily in my posts.

Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 06:58:54
From: Mike Tabat [mtabat@SUN004.CPDSC.COM]
Subject: Top Ten Names for the Rolling Stones' Tour

10. Van full of grandpas
9. The Rolling Stones Live plus Keith Richards
8. Guitar-playin' Geezers
7. Brown Sugar and lots of bran
6. Metamusic
5. The "140 million in the bank isn't enough" tour
4. Cocoon 3
3. Hey! You! Get offa my Barcalounger!
2. Instruments hooked up to the clapper tour
1. Grumpy old men

--from the Late Show with David Letterman

Date: Tue, 10 May 1994 09:54:07
From: Cindy Parker [cparker@QUESTS.COM]
Subject: Airport Humor
(off. to anyone owning an airport snack bar)

FLIGHT DELAYED? HOURS TO KILL?
WHY NOT SPEND A PORTION OF YOUR LIFE AT...
AKBAR AND JEFF'S AIRPORT SNACK BAR
"WHERE THE ELITE MEET TO EAT REHEATED MEATY TREATS"

FEATURING:
* Heavily breaded seafood sticks made with yummy Crabuluxe
* Eggy scramblers with chunk-style baco-nibblets and hidden yolk packets
* Grandma Akbar's old-fashioned extra-chewy non-baked fudge-like brownie squares
* Hand-dipped non-dairy chee-zee nachos
* Ultra-jumbo super-crunchy choco-chip cookies individually wrapped in plastic for
your dining safety

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~      Relax and enjoy your meal in comfort at one    ~
~       our contoured plastic eating stations    ~
~ while watching planes refuel and little ~
~     trucks drive around!!! ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SOUP O' DU JOUR

Clammy chowder
packed with
vitamin-fortified
cornstarch Served to you by dazed
looking employees who
earn less per hour than
you will spend on your
airport snack
3 DISTINCT FLAVORS
OF SALAD DRESSING
* Tasty white
* Zesty orange
* Unique yellow
!It's your choice!

"WHEN YOU'RE STUCK AT THE AIRPORT, YOU'RE STUCK WITH US"

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