HUMOR Digest - 21 Mar 1999 to 22 Mar 1999

Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 03:21:39 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Trio from the Archives

There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings. The URL's are listed daily in my posts.

             Date: Wed, 12 Jun 1996 22:29:51 -0700
            From: Stephanie Vardavas [vard@WELL.COM]
         Subject: philosophy

Descartes walks into a bar, orders a martini. He drinks it down.

The bartender says, "Another?"

Descartes replies "I think not," and disappears.

             Date: Fri, 14 Jun 1996 00:29:51 PST
             From: Leonard Goldstein [lgoldstein@JUNO.COM]
          Subject: Another British-aristocracy limerick

I sat next to the duchess at tea.
It was just as I'd feared it would be:
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me.

              Date: Sun, 16 Jun 1996 12:31:25 PST
             From: D S Paull [dljbs@JUNO.COM]
          Subject: Assorted Humor

I was walking out of a supermarket recently, in some what of a hurry, when asked by a petitioner to sign some petition. I declined, saying I was in a hurry.

There was a man walking ahead of me who turned around & said "There ougta be a law against dem annoying pollster folks!"

To which I replied: "And how do you propose to make it a law?"

And he replied with, "I dunno... petition fer it, I guess.."

Student: I don't have a pencil to take this exam.

Teacher: What would you think of a soldier who went into battle without a gun?

Student: I'd think he was an officer.

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