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HUMOR Digest - 25 Mar 1999 to 26 Mar 1999
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 03:35:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The Male Mind
Husband to wife, as they take their four little monsters to visit some friends: "They're such nice people, it seems such a shame to accept their dinner invitation."
Overheard at a hotel in Tel Aviv: "My wife's two hours late. She's probably been kidnapped, or in a terrible auto accident, or she's shopping. OY ! I hope she's not shopping !
I was seated on one of those mall benches, enjoying a smoke, waiting for Mrs JimJr.
As two ladies passed by, one said to the other, "You'd think SOME people would realize how dangerous second-hand smoke is."
I smiled and replied. "Looks like I chose the safest method by inhaling it directly then, huh ?"
Tipping at resorts has reached a higher level I guess. Mrs JimJr and I were at Hilton Head in South Carolina when I went to get a haircut. Seated in the chair, I said to the barber, I guess a lot of famous people pass thru here."
He pondered a moment or two, then replied. "No Sir, you're the first one all this week."
An elderly couple, straight off the farm, were visiting New York's fashion district. The man couldn't help looking at the models in their short skirts and revealing blouses. His wife said, "Henry -- one would think you never saw a woman's legs or breasts before."
"Odd..." he replied. "I was just thinking the exact same thing myself."
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