From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: HumorList Traffic Report
Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report. This is the Weekly Traffic Report that is sent to all of the HUMOR LIST subscribers once a month.
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Complete sets of the HUMOR LIST DIGESTS for Jan-May 1996 and 1997-1999, with the "Subject" indexed for easy searching are found at:
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And now for a contribution of humor:
At their weekly Staff Meeting, the MicroSoft VP in charge of sales announced: "We're now selling a product every three minutes."
"That's not enough." said Bill.
The VP somewhat astonished at the boss' remark after presenting what he thought was a glowing report asked what was expected.
Bill calmly replied, "It was once said that there's a sucker born every minute. Your job is to simply locate them."
www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293 (zip files)
The complete 1996 Digests for Jan-May are there now. All of the 1997 and 1998 Digests have been there for some time. The 1999 Digests are posted there daily.
(Number of articles posted each day)
1999
DATEDAY
Mar
1995 Mar
1996 Mar
1997 Mar
1998Last
MonthThis
Week
21
Sunday
14
12
8
9
8
9
22
Monday
16
27
11
12
11
12
23
Tuesday
6
29
16
15
11
9
24
Wednesday
14
24
21
13
9
11
25
Thursday
10
15
16
13
14
8
26
Friday
12
18
15
11
10
8
27
Saturday
4
12
8
5
6
7
(AVERAGE)
11
20
14
11
10
9
Subscriptions
6,200
9,415
10,721
8,088
7,756
7,846
Countries
58
74
98
105
115
116
Contributors
448
776
841
685
588
581
Mar
1995 Mar
1996 Mar
1997 Mar
1998Last
MonthThis
Week
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