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HUMOR Digest - 5 Apr 1999 to 6 Apr 1999
Date: Mon, 5 Apr 1999 03:28:02 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 1994
18:31:35 -0400
From: Jeff Fowler
[fowler@PALRES.DNET.SANDOZ.COM]
Subject: US Military Intelligence
The Air Force is reacting to the EPA ban on CFC's by replacing them in the cooling systems of the intercontinental (ballistic) missiles with 2 to 10 nuclear warheads on board. If they are ever fired, it will be an environmentally friendly nuclear holocaust, not threatening the Ozone layer.
--Access to Energy, July 1993
Source: The mini-Annals of Improbable Research ("mini-AIR")
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Date: Tue, 27 Sep 1994 11:15:04
EDT
From: Matt Patterson
[DrBubonic@AOL.COM]
Subject: 1040 EZR Tax form for the
stupid
Enter the amount you made in 1994 on line 1 1. ____________
Take your pen and count over two places to
the left from the little dot. (The decimal
place) Enter that amount on line 2 That's
2.
____________
your tax. Live with it.
Do you want to give the Government more money?
(Circle one) Y N
If "Yes" then enter that amount here. 3. ____________
Add lines 2 and 3 together. 4. ____________
Send the amount on line 4 to: The Government
PO Box 1
Washington DC 00000
--from the Quarterly Humor Zine, "Ooze"
Indexed UGA Humor Digests 1996-1999:
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http://www.crosswinds.net/~jimjr
(zip)
http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/6293
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