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HUMOR Digest - 8 Apr 1999 to 9 Apr 1999
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 1999 04:55:03 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women's Logic
Seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time, the woman from West Virginia told the guide: "It's perfect. Please don't let them change a thing."
This past Sunday, the US went on Daylight Savings Time, and like most people, Mrs JimJr lamented the loss of an hour.
On Monday afternoon, she discovered she had failed to set the clock in her sewing room. As she did so, she insisted that she had lost yet another hour. Go figure !
A woman, deeply religious, was ashamed that she'd fall asleep each nite saying her prayers. She printed out her prayers in the fanciest font she had, framed it, and hung it over the bed. Then each nite, as she slipped between the sheets, she'd point to it and say "Amen."
British aristocracy, noted for aplomb, was demonstrated during a recent Atlantic crossing. The Jumbo Jet hit an air pocket which caused Lady Astor to spill her tea in her lap.
She summoned the stewardess and said, "Please go give the Captain my compliments, and tell him he's not to let that happen again."
Hiram lay breathing his last. He rose on one elbow and told the bedside gathering his last wishes, then began recounting financial matters. "Don't forget Samuel owes me $7,000."
His wife, Miriam, said, "What a mind the man has, clear as a bell to the very end."
"And I owe my partner Sid $210,000 for..."
At that point, his wife cut in, "Pay no attention to the poor man's ravings, he's obviously out of his head."
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