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HUMOR Digest - 10 Apr 1999 to 11 Apr 1999
Date: Sat, 10 Apr 1999 03:37:06 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Murphy's Laws
There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition
to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings.
The URL's are listed daily in my posts.
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 1995 18:30:03
-0400
From: Larry Scott
[scott@BUFFNET.NET]
Subject: More Murphy's laws
Aigner's Axiom:
No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the
results.
Akvol's Second Law of the Corporation:
Any action for which there is no logical explanation will be deemed "company
policy".
Amand's Law of Management:
Everyone you need is always someplace else.
Army Axiom:
Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Beach's Law:
No two identical parts are alike.
Berra's First Law:
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Brien's First Law:
At some time in the life of any organization, its ability to succeed in spite
of itself runs out.
Brintnall's Second Law:
If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.
Bron's Rule of Leadership:
The way to succeed in politics is to find a crowd going somewhere and get
in front of it.
Brook's Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Cripps' Law of Travel:
One child, of any given number of children, will want to go to the bathroom
exactly half way between rest areas.
Day's minimalist theory of Politics:
No politician ever lost an election over a speech that wasn't made.
Diner's Dilemma:
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
Dooley's Law:
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
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