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HUMOR Digest - 13 Apr 1999 to 14 Apr 1999
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 1999 04:17:14 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: General Craziness
I knew a girl who was so bowlegged...
she had to get out of bed at night to turn over.
Like it or not, some progress has drawbacks.
In the old days, tires weren't belted -- kids were.
I now have irrefutable proof that insects are dumber than a box of rocks.
A mosquito bit Pamela Anderson on the arm.
My neighbor re-seeded and mulched his lawn this year.
Not only did no new grass sprout -- four of his sprinklers died.
I tend to get a little dirty doing my yard work.
Mrs JimJr washes my clothes twice before sending them to the laundry.
In keeping with their policy of becoming "customer friendly", the Internal Revenue Service here in the US has just added a recovery room in all their offices for taxpayer use.
Hillary at least did her part in showing she believed in her
pronouncement...
"It takes a village to raise a child".
She married the village idiot.
As a service to our members I thought I'd advise y'all of the outbreak of a strange flu in the US, dubbed the "Chinese Flu".
It only has one symptom -- you awake with a strange urge to steal nuclear secrets.
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