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HUMOR Digest - 16 Apr 1999 to 17 Apr 1999
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 04:16:28 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: The 90's
Parents, don't despair if your kid's room is both dirty and cluttered.
Now, you can get an EPA grant to clean it up.
These days it's very difficult to take a middle-of-the-road position --
you can get run over from either direction.
A girl tells her roommate about her latest beau: "You won't believe this, but we met in the strangest way -- we were introduced."
During an interview, the SuperModel said she got her "looks" from her
Father.
What she failed to mention was... her Father is a plastic surgeon.
I bought a new jacket from one of those discount warehouses. I won't say it was made of cheap material, but when I wore it yesterday, it shrank two inches -- and it was only cloudy out.
A despondent gent called the Suicide Hotline and explained his problems. He said he was seriously considering ending it all. After a pause, a voice on the other end asked, "Whatever are you waiting for ?"
A Yuppette was grocery shopping with her six-year-old. The lil' boy reached an attractive package from the shelf & asked if they could try it.
The Yuppette took one look at the box and replied, "No dear. You have to cook that."
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