HUMOR Digest - 17 Apr 1999 to 18 Apr 1999

Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 03:58:23 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Two from the Archives (adult)

There's a rich resource available in our HumorList Archives. In addition to the current 1999 Digests, copies are available of 1996-1998 mailings. The URL's are listed daily in my posts.

              Date: Fri, 12 May 1995 20:42:16 EDT
             From: MR LYLE J KINNAMAN [FVKM43A@PRODIGY.COM]
          Subject: Cured (off. to gays)

Fearful of AIDS & fed up with his gay lifestyle, a homosexual went to a psychiatrist for treatment. The psychiatrist said his problems were so deep rooted, it would require extensive analysis & many months of treatment before he would be cured.

After almost two years of treatment the psychiatrist said, "You've made remarkable progress. As a matter of fact it's my opinion that you are now ready to take your rightful place as a functioning member of normal society."

"Oh, doctor," cried the patient, "your good news has made me so happy I could kiss you!"

"No, no," said the psychiatrist, "don't do that... in fact, I really shouldn't be laying here on the couch with you."

                                            --Lyle's Joke Boutique

              Date: Sat, 13 May 1995 13:42:07 EDT
             From: MR LYLE J KINNAMAN [FVKM43A@PRODIGY.COM]
          Subject: Nightgown (off. to senior citizens)

A young woman is shopping at the mall and asks for 5 yards of chiffon to make a nightgown. The clerk says, "You certainly won't need 5 yards for a nightgown."

"Oh yes I will," the young woman says, "I'm marrying this old guy and he has more fun hunting that he does finding."

                                            --Lyle's Joke Boutique

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