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HUMOR Digest - 19 Apr 1999 to 20 Apr 1999
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 03:25:56 -0400
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Life
What happens if the meaning of life never becomes clear...
are we allowed to ask for an extension ?
Thru the years I've noticed that conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet.
It's awful hard for a Yuppie to believe someone is telling the truth when they'd lie if they were in the other person's place.
One of life's hard and fast rules is that you can only find a butt in three places: walking behind someone, at the end of a gun/rifle and at the beginning of insky.
Let's face it -- some people are just born lazy. The doctor gave one of my neighbors some medicine and told him to take a teaspoon-full before he went to bed. The guy used 4 bottles last week.
A young couple, in debt up to their ears, approached the girl's rich Uncle for a loan. The Uncle, seeing little chance of ever recovering his money from them said, "Cheer-up kids. At least you're not one of your creditors."
Lee Daniel Quinn publishes an e-mail humor list dealing with words; their usage, definitions, etc. He once told me that I should add a few new words to my vocabulary every day.
I replied, "Lee, if I did, in a couple of months, everyone on the HumorList would wonder who in the hell was impersonating me."
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