! BUY MY SISTER !

sister

! SPECIAL !

! TODAY ONLY !

Previously $69.50 she can now be

! IN YOUR HOME !

For the LOW LOW price of
!! $39.95 !!

Now you too can use MY SISTER for all your Holiday needs!

THANKSGIVING...You will no longer need to chase after that turkey! One look at MY SISTER and birds drop! No more broken teeth from gun pellets!
HALLOWEEN...She frightens small children! Make your house the most popular attraction on Halloween night with MY SISTER!
CHRISTMAS...Too many relatives taking advantage of your hospitality? You need MY SISTER! They will politely turn down all your invitations!
VALENTINES...Boy or girl friend dump you? Send them MY SISTER!
EASTER...Like to see small children run in terror? Put that bunny outfit on MY SISTER this year!
4TH OF JULY...Run out of matches? Light those fuses with MY SISTER!
Place near fuses and let MY SISTER breath on them. Stand back and enjoy your 4th of July celebration at ease!

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